Shortest Bedtime Story Ever - Hardback Book

^{Once upon a time there was a Prince and a Princess, and they lived happily ever after. The End. This is the shortest bedtime story ever. Seriously. As long as there are no interruptions - like sneezy dragons, or alien goo, and especially not monkeys with lasers on their heads -}

^{this story will be all finished, just in time for bed. Sounds perfect ... right?}